Oh my.
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madamethursday:
[Image: New York Magazine cover with a close up of actress Zooey Deschanel (a white, brown haired, blue eyed woman) with the text: “Zooey. Is the American sitcom ready for a hipster sweetheart?” along with titles from other articles at the top.]
christinahaberkern:
glamsoda:
frangry:
Um, what the fuck?
LOL! “Is the American sitcom ready for a hipster sweetheart?”
Hey America, are you ready for a leading lady who is petite, slender, and Caucasian? With gorgeous, thick, flowing brown hair? And bright blue eyes? And blemish-free, porcelain-like skin?
Are you ready for a lead in a comedy who wears blouses, skirts, cardigans, and tights in varying, complementary colors? And who wears glasses for a while during the first episode (and then possibly never again for the run of the series)?
America, are you ready for the main actress of a prime-time, network television show to make references to extremely popular albeit “nerdy” movies like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or perhaps, even Star Wars?
Well buckle the fuck up, y’all, because this pretty, non-controversial, VERY well-liked actress is going to be on your TV screens! This fall! CAN YOU HANDLE ITTTTTT?????
PREACH!
ILU Tumblr, sometimes, for your keen sense of sarcasm, your perfectly calibrated bullshit detectors, and your wonderfully low tolerance for shenanigans.
Also, is it just me or does this image look really creepy and make this woman seem like a cross between a Stepford Wife-esque robot and a zombie? Like, maybe I expect her not only to eat my brains, but bake them into a perfect souffle before her husband get home or something?
Ick. The thing about photographic bits of White Woman Worship is that once you step away from the idea that (cis) white women are these beautiful, carefree, lovely, delicate, feminine, porcelainesque, perfect little creatures who are all that women should be?
A lot of pictures in mainstream advertising and media either become unbearably creepy or laughably ridiculous and almost always enraging. This image? Creeeepy. I’m kind of expecting Zooey Deschanel to come looking for my soul and suck it in through her vacant, horrifying large blue doll eyes.
Or: o_0.
ALL THE COMMENTARY. This picture might me in my nightmares tonight, it terrifies me o.o](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrfr5xnPDe1qz7eg4o1_500.jpg)
[Image: New York Magazine cover with a close up of actress Zooey Deschanel (a white, brown haired, blue eyed woman) with the text: “Zooey. Is the American sitcom ready for a hipster sweetheart?” along with titles from other articles at the top.]
Um, what the fuck?
LOL! “Is the American sitcom ready for a hipster sweetheart?”
Hey America, are you ready for a leading lady who is petite, slender, and Caucasian? With gorgeous, thick, flowing brown hair? And bright blue eyes? And blemish-free, porcelain-like skin?
Are you ready for a lead in a comedy who wears blouses, skirts, cardigans, and tights in varying, complementary colors? And who wears glasses for a while during the first episode (and then possibly never again for the run of the series)?
America, are you ready for the main actress of a prime-time, network television show to make references to extremely popular albeit “nerdy” movies like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or perhaps, even Star Wars?
Well buckle the fuck up, y’all, because this pretty, non-controversial, VERY well-liked actress is going to be on your TV screens! This fall! CAN YOU HANDLE ITTTTTT?????
PREACH!
ILU Tumblr, sometimes, for your keen sense of sarcasm, your perfectly calibrated bullshit detectors, and your wonderfully low tolerance for shenanigans.
Also, is it just me or does this image look really creepy and make this woman seem like a cross between a Stepford Wife-esque robot and a zombie? Like, maybe I expect her not only to eat my brains, but bake them into a perfect souffle before her husband get home or something?
Ick. The thing about photographic bits of White Woman Worship is that once you step away from the idea that (cis) white women are these beautiful, carefree, lovely, delicate, feminine, porcelainesque, perfect little creatures who are all that women should be?
A lot of pictures in mainstream advertising and media either become unbearably creepy or laughably ridiculous and almost always enraging. This image? Creeeepy. I’m kind of expecting Zooey Deschanel to come looking for my soul and suck it in through her vacant, horrifying large blue doll eyes.
Or: o_0.
ALL THE COMMENTARY. This picture might me in my nightmares tonight, it terrifies me o.o
